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Salted Butter Squishy
The one that always disappears first. Slip it in the box.
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Smooth edges, no batteries
No batteries, ever
30-day returns
Gift-ready box
A stick of butter that squishes back. Press it flat, watch it take its time filling out again, then hand it to someone and watch them do exactly the same thing.
Small enough for a pocket, a pencil case or a party bag. No batteries, nothing to charge, nothing to lose.
| Feel | soft, slow rising |
| Batteries | none needed |
| In the box | 1 squishy |
| Warning | small parts, adult supervision under 3 |
We pack within 24 to 48 hours, then delivery takes 8 to 15 days. Every order is tracked.
$9.95 flat anywhere in the US, and free once your order passes $60.
Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to send it back, no story needed.
Check the age shown on this page and follow it. These are small toys: under 3 they need an adult nearby. Nothing here needs batteries or charging.
No, and that is the whole point of a blind box. What we do promise is that a 3-pack holds three different designs, never three of the same.
When the boxes run out. They ship for the season, and the next drop is a year away.
