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A plush goose big enough to count as furniture, and soft enough to sleep on. It comes in four lengths, measured beak to tail: 20, 35, 51 and 63 inches. The smallest is an armful. The 51 inch lies across a bed as a body pillow. The 63 inch stands nearly as tall as the person holding it.
The outside is brushed plush cotton, white, with an orange felt beak and two long orange legs. The filling is PP cotton, packed evenly, so the body stays long and flat instead of rolling into a ball, and it takes the weight of a head without staying dented.
It ships vacuum packed and flat. Open the bag, pat it, give it an hour to breathe, and it takes its full size back. Nothing to charge, nothing to assemble, and nothing inside it that makes a sound.
| Sizes | four lengths, 20, 35, 51 and 63 inches, measured beak to tail. |
| Outside | brushed plush cotton in white, with an orange felt beak and legs. |
| Filling | PP cotton, evenly packed, so it takes weight and comes back. |
| Shape | long and flat-bodied, it lies along a bed and stays there. |
| Packing | vacuum packed flat. Pat it, air it, and it takes its full size back. |
| Batteries | none, and none needed. |
| Sound | none. Nothing inside it rattles, squeaks or crinkles. |
| Age | 3 years and up, as rated by the maker. |
| Care | the maker documents no wash method, so spot clean the surface only. |
The four lengths are the goose end to end, beak to tail: 19.7, 35.4, 51.2 and 63 inches. The 19.7 inch is an armful. The 51.2 inch lies across a double bed with room on either side, which is why it is the one people sleep on. The 63 inch is the one in the videos that has to be carried like a person, and it stands nearly as tall as the woman holding it.
No, that is how it ships. The goose is vacuum packed so that a 63 inch plush fits in a parcel, and it comes out of the bag looking small and creased. Take it out, pat it all over, shake it, and leave it in the open air. The filling opens back up and it takes its full shape. Give it a few hours before you decide anything is wrong.
That is what most of the videos show. The body is long and flat rather than ball shaped, so it lies along the bed instead of rolling off, and it flattens under the weight of a head. The neck folds over an arm the way a body pillow does. The one creator who spoke on camera said it does not take up tons of space in the bed, which is the honest version: it is wide, but it squashes.
Both, and the maker rates it 3 years and up. In practice, most of the people who filmed this goose bought it for a grown-up, as a gift for a partner, and then slept on it. There is no battery, no sound, no hard core and no small part to come loose, so it is also fine left in a child's room.
We prepare orders within 24 to 48 hours, then delivery runs 8 to 15 days with tracking. Shipping is $9.95, free over $80.
